Why was the detective punching people in slow-motion? Because he already calculated the physical outcome of the fight in his head while drinking a cup… Read More »2009 Legacy: Sherlock Holmes (Robert Downey Jr.)
Why did the intern stop texting? He found an app that lets him send messages for “free” over Wi-Fi, but he has no one to… Read More »2009 Vintage: The WhatsApp Message
Why did the blonde put a post-it note on her monitor? She wanted to “bookmark” a site. Part of the 43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Bookmark
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year the “Old School” network TV finally realized that “The New School” of cable and mockumentaries… Read More »2009 Classic: The 2009 Final Emmy Vibe
She asked the waiter if the soup was “socially acceptable” or just “filling.” Part of the 60 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Restaurant
It’s a “bear” market for jokes. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
I’m “stuck” in a bad contract. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
“Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in the dark city?” Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007 – The Year the World went “Touch”… Read More »2007 Classic: The Plain White T’s Fan
Why was the 2007 Christmas dinner served in the ER? Because the “Wii-mote through the TV” epidemic of 2006 had evolved into “Wii-elbow” and “Wii-shoulder”… Read More »2007 Archive: The Nintendo Wii (Still)
“What should I do?” “Do what I do. Charge people for advice you don’t follow.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch… Read More »2007 Classic: The Advice
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