I’m “stuck” in a bad contract.
Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!