2003 Archive: The Maroon 5 Fan
“Harder to breathe… in this dusty attic while I’m changing this.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great… Read More »2003 Archive: The Maroon 5 Fan
2002 Vintage: The Wind
I’m a fan. I’m just “blown” away. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: The Great Responsibility
Why did the boss give me a Spider-Man tie? To remind me that with my “great power” to use Excel comes the “great responsibility” of… Read More »2002 Classic: The Great Responsibility
2002 Classic: The Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament
The absolute chaos during lunch break when a student pulled a rare Blue-Eyes White Dragon card and someone tried to trade their entire lunchbox for… Read More »2002 Classic: The Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament
2000 Archive: The USB Drive
I bought a 64MB stick. I told her we can store all our memories on it. She said our memories must be very small. Part… Read More »2000 Archive: The USB Drive
2000 Vintage: The Multimedia PC
Why did the computer have big speakers? So the whole office could hear the “Startup” sound of Windows 2000. Part of the 73 Office Groaners:… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Multimedia PC
1999 Legacy: The Exit
“Goodbye, Doctor!” “See you in the future! Or 1900! Whichever comes first!” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical”… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Exit
1998 Legacy: The Titanic Video Release
The double-VHS set is here! It’s so heavy it can actually be used as a structural support for my TV stand. Part of the 74… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Titanic Video Release
1998 Classic: The Pager Polyphonic Crisis
A visiting missionary pausing mid-sentence because a deacon’s numeric pager started chiming a high-pitched, electronic rendition of “Ode to Joy” from under his suit coat.… Read More »1998 Classic: The Pager Polyphonic Crisis
1997 Legacy: The Discman Batteries
Why did the music stop? Because “Mega Bass” mode consumed six AA batteries in exactly 19 minutes. Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1997… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Discman Batteries