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1997 Vintage: The Beanie Babies

 Why did the woman need an extra seat? She was “investing” in 40 plush lobsters and believed they would pay for her retirement by 1999.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner04/16/2007 15:45Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Tyler_Durden_Real02/18/2008 01:38Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Blade_Runner_201906/15/2004 17:40All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Bill_Nye_Fan03/02/1999 15:21Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Step_Brothers_B04/18/2009 20:30Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Dancing_Baby_9608/19/1996 06:19Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@Loituma_Girl05/10/1999 23:32Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Believe_It_Or_N06/05/2015 15:58I choose to believe it’s funny.
@Retweet_King05/26/2000 19:57RT if you think this is funny!
@Retro_End_User05/13/2001 11:00The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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