2012 Legacy: The Los Angeles Kings Stanley Cup
Why did an #8 seed win it all? Because the Kings barely made the playoffs and then proceeded to wreck everyone, bringing the Cup to… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Los Angeles Kings Stanley Cup
2011 Vintage: The Closing Time
“Last call! Go home and check your Google+ notifications… all zero of them!” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim”… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Closing Time
2011 Legacy: The End of the Iraq War
Why did the U.S. leave in December? Because after nine years, they decided that “Stability” was a relative term and that it was time to… Read More »2011 Legacy: The End of the Iraq War
2011 Classic: The Metal
I’m “hardened” by the forum debates. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Legacy: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up! The very last movie is starting! (The Deathly Hallows Part 2) Part of… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Harry
2011 Archive: The Lady Gaga
“Born This Way.” I told her I was born to be wild. She said, “You were born to be a middle manager who enjoys a… Read More »2011 Archive: The Lady Gaga
2010 Legacy: The Deftones “Diamond Eyes”
Why the owl? For the band returning from tragedy with their most powerful and atmospheric album in a decade. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Deftones “Diamond Eyes”
2009 Legacy: The Hugh Jackman Opening
Why did Hugh Jackman sing about the movies? Because the Academy realized that if Wolverine can do a high kick while singing about a recession,… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Hugh Jackman Opening
2009 Archive: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Review
Why was it taking so long? Because the Pentagon needed to conduct a “Study” to see if soldiers would mind having colleagues who are good… Read More »2009 Archive: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Review
2009 Legacy: The Launch of Wolf-ram Alpha
Why was it so smart? Because a “computational search engine” arrived that could solve your calculus homework but couldn’t tell you where the nearest pizza… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Launch of Wolf-ram Alpha