2009 Archive: The Panic! At The Disco Fan
“I chime in with a ‘Haven’t you people ever heard of… closing the goddamn circuit?!’” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The… Read More »2009 Archive: The Panic! At The Disco Fan
2009 Legacy: The Launch of Wolf-ram Alpha
Why was it so smart? Because a “computational search engine” arrived that could solve your calculus homework but couldn’t tell you where the nearest pizza… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Launch of Wolf-ram Alpha
2008 Vintage: The 2008 Final Music Vibe
Why did the year feel so futuristic? Because of the shutter shades, the Auto-Tune vocals, and the launch of Spotify, which made us feel like… Read More »2008 Vintage: The 2008 Final Music Vibe
2008 Legacy: Adele (19)
Why was she “Chasing Pavements”? Because in 2008, we discovered a girl from London who could make us cry using only a guitar and the… Read More »2008 Legacy: Adele (19)
2008 Classic: The Surgeon
“I’m going to operate.” “Wait, did you get a bailout for this procedure?” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App… Read More »2008 Classic: The Surgeon
2008 Classic: The Yes Man
“I’m saying ‘Yes’ to everything today!” “Will you do the dishes?” “‘No’… wait, the movie didn’t prepare me for this.” Part of the 54 Adult… Read More »2008 Classic: The Yes Man
2008 Classic: The Website
I’m “weaving” a web of fandom. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Usain Bolt 200m
Why was 19.30 a magic number? Because he broke Michael Johnson’s “unbreakable” record while wearing gold shoes that were probably just painted on. Part of… Read More »2008 Classic: The Usain Bolt 200m
2007 Legacy: The Kleptomaniac
“I can’t stop stealing.” “Did you take anything for it?” “Yes, your gold watch and the ‘New Patient’ form.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Kleptomaniac
2006 Legacy: The Lace
I’m “tie-ing” it all together. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified