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2014 Classic: The Scanner

 I’m “beaming” with pride over my cloud storage.

Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Burning_CDs05/26/2012 05:37I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Retro_Gamer_Girl05/07/2001 13:49Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes06/13/2012 12:02Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Startup_Kid12/31/1999 03:57Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan05/03/1999 20:46Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Starship_Troopers02/07/2003 05:01I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Tony_Hawk_Pro12/30/2013 00:37Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Ninja_Turtle_R08/05/2011 09:01Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Napoleon_Dyna07/11/1999 01:59Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Leeroy_Jenkins02/14/2001 14:10At least I have chicken... and this joke!

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