2016 Archive: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up! Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2016 Archive: The Mustache
2015 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2015
Why were we so ready for 2016? Because we had seen Pluto, we had seen the Force awaken, and we were pretty sure that 2016… Read More »2015 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2015
2015 Archive: The Revenant Survival
“I’m like Leonardo DiCaprio fighting a bear!” “You’re a guy fighting a stuck zipper on his winter coat. It’s not an Oscar moment.” Part of the 56… Read More »2015 Archive: The Revenant Survival
2014 Legacy: The WhatsApp Acquisition
Why was the accountant confused? He couldn’t figure out why Facebook paid $19 billion for an app that just sends green bubbles. Part of the… Read More »2014 Legacy: The WhatsApp Acquisition
2014 Vintage: The New Year’s 2015 Resolution
“My resolution is to stop using the word ‘Bae’… but first, let me take a selfie.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets… Read More »2014 Vintage: The New Year’s 2015 Resolution
2014 Classic: The Scanner
I’m “beaming” with pride over my cloud storage. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The Drone
Why did the blonde throw her phone in the air? She heard about “drone photography” and wanted to try it out. Part of the 53… Read More »2014 Classic: The Drone
2012 Vintage: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lost! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Mikey
2012 Legacy: The Los Angeles Kings Stanley Cup
Why did an #8 seed win it all? Because the Kings barely made the playoffs and then proceeded to wreck everyone, bringing the Cup to… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Los Angeles Kings Stanley Cup
2012 Vintage: Best New Artist
Why Bon Iver? To prove that “Indie Folk” isn’t just for cabins in the woods; it’s also for taking trophies away from rappers. Part of… Read More »2012 Vintage: Best New Artist