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2012 Vintage: Best New Artist

Why Bon Iver? To prove that “Indie Folk” isn’t just for cabins in the woods; it’s also for taking trophies away from rappers.

Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2012 “Rolling in the Deep & The Adele Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Mainframe_Manny06/13/2003 09:39Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan10/02/2001 09:20Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@DragonBall_Z_G05/20/2013 17:23His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club12/16/2009 13:13All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Everquest_Solo08/27/2004 00:31Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

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