2003 Classic: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Hope it’s not the flu. Part of the 37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2003 Classic: The Hatch
2002 Classic: The Best Foreign Language Film
Why did No Man’s Land win? Because the Academy loves a war satire that makes everyone feel equally uncomfortable. Part of the 37 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2002 Classic: The Best Foreign Language Film
2002 Vintage: The Laptop Weight Loss
Why was the laptop “only” 6 pounds? Because they removed the floppy drive and called it “Innovation.” Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The 2002… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Laptop Weight Loss
2001 Archive: The 2001 Final Industry Vibe
Why a landmark? Because it was the year the “Franchise” became king. From now on, if your movie didn’t have a number or a colon… Read More »2001 Archive: The 2001 Final Industry Vibe
2001 Archive: The Anesthesia 2
“I’m going under.” “See you on the other side of the firewall!” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey”… Read More »2001 Archive: The Anesthesia 2
2001 Classic: Enya
Why was her music everywhere? Because after 2001 got stressful, we all needed a woman singing in Elvish to help us take a nap. Part… Read More »2001 Classic: Enya
2001 Legacy: The Vacuum
She says the vacuum is “lazy” because it won’t go under the sofa by itself. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey &… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Vacuum
2000 Archive: The Silicon Alley
Why did the lawyer move to New York? He heard the “Silicon Alley” start-ups needed someone to hold their hand while they cried. Part of… Read More »2000 Archive: The Silicon Alley
2000 Classic: The Sydney Olympics
Why was the “Cathy Freeman” race so quiet? Because an entire nation held its breath for 49 seconds until she crossed the line, proving that… Read More »2000 Classic: The Sydney Olympics
2000 Vintage: The “Get Carter” Remake
Why Stallone? For taking a British classic and turning it into a movie about a guy who really likes black turtlenecks. Part of the 40… Read More »2000 Vintage: The “Get Carter” Remake