2003 Classic: The Hatch

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Hope it’s not the flu.

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »

In 2025, we’re not just knocking on doors; we’re knocking on the ...read more »

@Myspace_Tom12/13/2008 00:04I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!

@Net_Addict_200003/13/1996 13:37My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Memento_Guy03/16/1997 04:37Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Bill_Ted_Excell01/17/1998 05:47Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Keyboard_Cat_P07/05/1995 15:40Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).