2000 Classic: The Sydney Olympics
Why was the “Cathy Freeman” race so quiet? Because an entire nation held its breath for 49 seconds until she crossed the line, proving that… Read More »2000 Classic: The Sydney Olympics
1999 Classic: The Pager’s Death
A guy throws his pager into his beer. The bartender asks, “Why?” The guy says, “If it doesn’t work in 2000, it’s dead to me… Read More »1999 Classic: The Pager’s Death
1999 Archive: Worst Screen Couple
Why Kevin Kline and Will Smith? Because their chemistry was like a firework that someone accidentally dropped in a bucket of water. Part of the… Read More »1999 Archive: Worst Screen Couple
1999 Vintage: The Sega Dreamcast (US Launch)
Why was 9/9/99 such a big deal? Because Sega brought the arcade into our living rooms with a controller that looked like a spaceship and… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Sega Dreamcast (US Launch)
1999 Classic: The “Bicentennial Man” Fear
Why were we nice to the toaster? Because Robin Williams made us think our appliances might develop feelings by the year 2005. Part of the… Read More »1999 Classic: The “Bicentennial Man” Fear
1998 Vintage: The Savings & Loan Legacy
Why was 1998 so expensive? Because the only thing growing faster than the surplus was the legal bill for the Executive Branch. Part of the… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Savings & Loan Legacy
1998 Legacy: The Career Advice
“What’s the worst career advice for 1998?” “An internship at the White House will be amazing on your resume!”. Part of the 55 Adult Jokes:… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Career Advice
1998 Legacy: The DNA Match
The FBI tells Bill, “We have a 1 in 7.8 trillion match on the dress.” Bill says, “So you’re telling me there’s still a chance… Read More »1998 Legacy: The DNA Match
1998 Classic: The Drudge Report
I’m getting my news from a guy with a fedora on a website that looks like a ransom note. This is the future of journalism.… Read More »1998 Classic: The Drudge Report
1998 Vintage: The Newcastle Brown Ale
A guy orders a “Newkie Brown.” The bartender says, “Watch out, it’s the dog that bites.” Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Newcastle Brown Ale