Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up! The very last movie is starting! (The Deathly Hallows Part 2)
Part of the 35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2011 Royal & Skyrim Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Legacy: The Justin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin ti...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Tank
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange yo...read more »
46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2006 Wii-Era Edition
In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »
2024 Archive: The 2024
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2024. / 2024 who? / 2,024 reasons...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »
38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid & Spider Edition
In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Owl
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »
2024 Archive: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dish
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »
😜 More from category: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001 Odyssey Edition
In 2001, we weren't just heading into a new year; we were heading...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne th...read more »
2024 Archive: The Isabel
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Ketchup
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »
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I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
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