2011 Vintage: The Kinect Star Wars
Why was the traveler waving his arms? Because he was trying to use the Force to bring the snack cart closer to his seat. Part… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Kinect Star Wars
2010 Archive: The Buried Movie
“I’m trapped in a box with only a lighter and a phone!” “That’s just you in the elevator during the power outage. Relax, Ryan Reynolds.” Part of… Read More »2010 Archive: The Buried Movie
2010 Archive: Best Female Country Vocal
Why “White Horse”? Because Taylor Swift reminded us that real life isn’t a fairytale, but winning a Grammy is. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2010 Archive: Best Female Country Vocal
2010 Classic: The Tech Support
What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make my billing software compatible with my lack of remorse?” Part of the 48… Read More »2010 Classic: The Tech Support
2010 Archive: The FarmVille Peak
Why did the secretary quit? Because she lost her “Legendary Cow” and realized her digital farm was more stressful than the real office. Part of… Read More »2010 Archive: The FarmVille Peak
2009 Archive: The Windows 7 “Snap”
Why was the clerk so organized? He discovered he could “snap” two windows side-by-side and felt like he had a second brain. Part of the… Read More »2009 Archive: The Windows 7 “Snap”
2009 Archive: The Inglourious Basterds “Gorlami”
Brad Pitt trying to speak Italian is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a war movie. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen… Read More »2009 Archive: The Inglourious Basterds “Gorlami”
2007 Archive: The Debut of “Mad Men”
Why was everyone suddenly drinking Old Fashioneds? Because Don Draper made the 1960s look so stylish that we all forgot the era was mostly about… Read More »2007 Archive: The Debut of “Mad Men”
2007 Vintage: Best Rock Album
Why Stadium Arcadium? Because two discs of the Chili Peppers are better than one, especially when there’s a lot of bass slapping involved. Part of… Read More »2007 Vintage: Best Rock Album
2007 Vintage: The NFL in London
Why were the Giants playing at Wembley? Because the NFL decided to export “American Football” to the UK, and 80,000 people showed up just to… Read More »2007 Vintage: The NFL in London