2002 Legacy: The Resident Evil
“The zombies are coming!” “No, those are just the neighbors coming over for the BBQ you promised.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging &… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Resident Evil
2002 Vintage: The Digital Camera Megapixel
Why was the 4-megapixel camera so expensive? Because in 2002, being able to see someone’s individual eyelashes was “NASA-level” tech. Part of the 71 Office… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Digital Camera Megapixel
2001 Vintage: The Beige Tower Polish
Applying a thick layer of lemon-scented furniture wax to the plastic side panels of a massive desktop computer tower to ensure it matches the oak… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Beige Tower Polish
2001 Legacy: The Anne Heche Nomination
Why for “Graceland”? For a performance that reminded everyone she was a powerhouse, regardless of the headlines. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Anne Heche Nomination
2001 Legacy: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
Instantly detecting a minor half-degree temperature drop from three rooms away and loudly demanding to know who left the basement screen door unlatched. Part of… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
2001 Legacy: The Kylie Minogue “Can’t Get You Out Of My Head” Loop
Why the “La La La”? For the song so catchy it was actually declared a public health hazard by anyone trying to sleep in 2001.… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Kylie Minogue “Can’t Get You Out Of My Head” Loop
1999 Archive: The Blackberry Start
Why did the boss keep looking at a blue pager with a keyboard? He called it his “Crackberry” and forgot how to make eye contact.… Read More »1999 Archive: The Blackberry Start
1999 Vintage: The Slash
I’m a guitarist. I’m just shredding. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Legacy: The Reflex
He hit my knee. I kicked him. He said, “That’s a very 20th-century reaction.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever &… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Reflex
1998 Archive: The Compass
I’m a scout. I’ve finally found my direction. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified