2006 Legacy: The Gnarls Barkley Fan
“I remember… I remember when I lost my light.” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote Swing archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Shoe
I’m “sole-ful” about my tech. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The Compass
I’m “oriented” for success. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Jon Stewart “Political” Jokes
Why were they so sharp? Because 2006 was the year Hollywood decided that “Being Relevant” was more important than “Being Glamorous.” Part of the 42… Read More »2006 Classic: The Jon Stewart “Political” Jokes
2005 Legacy: The Trash Can
I’m “emptying” my cached memories. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Legacy: The How I Met Your Mother Start
Why did the HR manager start every sentence with “Legen—wait for it—dary!”? Because he’s trying to be the Barney Stinson of payroll. Part of the… Read More »2005 Legacy: The How I Met Your Mother Start
2004 Classic: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent. Part of the… Read More »2004 Classic: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
2003 Classic: The Intellectual Property
Why did the lawyer patent the word “Objection”? So he could charge other lawyers a royalty every time they used it in court. Part of… Read More »2003 Classic: The Intellectual Property
2003 Legacy: The Karaoke
A guy sings “Bring Me To Life” by Evanescence. The bartender says, “I’m trying, but the beer only does so much.” Part of the 69… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Karaoke
2003 Archive: The “Frontin'” Pharrell
He’s just frontin’, he doesn’t actually want to be a tough guy. He just wants to wear a trucker hat and produce every song on… Read More »2003 Archive: The “Frontin’” Pharrell