2016 Archive: The Berry
I’m “berry” much into Razz Berries. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Archive: The Smart Television App Labyrinth
Getting locked inside a strange digital loop on the living room screen because someone tried to watch the evening news but accidentally shifted the entire… Read More »2016 Archive: The Smart Television App Labyrinth
2015 Archive: The Game of Thrones Dynasty
Why did it win Best Drama? Because the Academy finally realized that if they didn’t give the show the big prize, winter would actually come… Read More »2015 Archive: The Game of Thrones Dynasty
2015 Legacy: The Brave Broom
Why did the broom get a raise? It was doing a “sweeping” job. Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress” Edition… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Brave Broom
2014 Archive: The “Loyal” Chris Brown
“These girls ain’t loyal.” 2014 is a very cynical year for dating. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified
2013 Archive: The Bob Marley Tribute
Why was it so crowded? Because Bruno Mars, Rihanna, Sting, and Ziggy Marley on one stage is the closest thing to a musical “Avengers” team-up… Read More »2013 Archive: The Bob Marley Tribute
2013 Archive: The Bug
Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.” Part of the 42 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Archive: The Bug
2012 Vintage: The One Direction Riot
Why did the school bus ride turn into a shouting match? Because three different middle school girls got into a massive, crying argument over whether… Read More »2012 Vintage: The One Direction Riot
2012 Archive: The “Texts from Hillary” Meme
Why did the Secretary of State love it? Because it was the only time in 2012 that “Classified Emails” were considered a cool fashion accessory.… Read More »2012 Archive: The “Texts from Hillary” Meme
2012 Classic: The Supermarket
She tried to return a pineapple because it was “too prickly for a Monday.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End of the… Read More »2012 Classic: The Supermarket