2023 Vintage: The “Dead Internet” Theory
Why did we start believing in it in 2023? Because thanks to ChatGPT, half the comments online started sounding like a polite, but slightly too… Read More »2023 Vintage: The “Dead Internet” Theory
2023 Legacy: The Coronation (King Charles III)
Why was the ceremony so long? Because after waiting 70 years for the throne, Charles wanted to make sure every single second was captured in… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Coronation (King Charles III)
2022 Archive: The Weird
The Al Yankovic Story: Why Daniel Radcliffe? For a “biopic” that was 100% fake, proving that Al Yankovic is the only person who can parody… Read More »2022 Archive: The Weird
2022 Legacy: The Herschel Walker “Werewolf vs. Vampire” Speech
Why was it a 2022 highlight? To remind us that “Candidate Training” in Georgia is very different from candidate training in D.C. Part of the… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Herschel Walker “Werewolf vs. Vampire” Speech
2022 Legacy: The DALL-E AI
“Here are 4 variations of an astronaut changing a light bulb in a cyberpunk kitchen made of waffles.” Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2022 Legacy: The DALL-E AI
2021 Archive: The Evergreen Ship
Why didn’t the turkey arrive on time? Because it was stuck in the Suez Canal with half of the world’s trade, and the only one… Read More »2021 Archive: The Evergreen Ship
2020 Vintage: Folklore & Evermore
Why was the vibe so “cottagecore”? Because Taylor Swift went into the woods and came back with two albums that made us all want to… Read More »2020 Vintage: Folklore & Evermore
2020 Archive: The TikTok Boredom Boom
Why did the physical education teacher look so completely defeated? Because instead of doing the assigned home cardio workouts, the fifth graders were recording 15-second… Read More »2020 Archive: The TikTok Boredom Boom
2020 Legacy: The Schitt’s Creek
“Ew, David!” My wife says this to me every time I try to wear my “outdoor” shoes inside. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Schitt’s Creek
2020 Legacy: The Sanctuary Living Room Invasion
A prominent lector attempting to read the scripture text from his home study during the broadcast, only for his family’s massive golden retriever to walk… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Sanctuary Living Room Invasion