A prominent lector attempting to read the scripture text from his home study during the broadcast, only for his family’s massive golden retriever to walk directly into the camera frame and sit on his lap mid-reading.
Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2020 “Livestream Services, Muted Microphones & Drive-In Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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