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1999 Archive: The Blackberry Start

 Why did the boss keep looking at a blue pager with a keyboard? He called it his “Crackberry” and forgot how to make eye contact.

Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 1999 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link02/24/1995 05:41It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Net_Neutral_9510/11/2011 17:36This is why we need the internet.
@Harry_Potter_0105/14/1997 16:35Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Lord_Of_The_Rings11/01/1996 02:42One joke to rule them all!
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@Korn_Follower07/23/1997 16:52Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Sum41_Skater07/09/2014 00:37In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

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