2015 Vintage: The Golden Escalator
Why did Donald Trump announce his presidency on an escalator in June 2015? Because when you’re a billionaire, you don’t just “enter” a race—wy walk… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Golden Escalator
2015 Classic: The Country Buffet Strategy
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the… Read More »2015 Classic: The Country Buffet Strategy
2015 Archive: The Wahlburgers
My husband wants to start a burger joint. I told him he can’t even flip a pancake without hitting the ceiling. Part of the 64… Read More »2015 Archive: The Wahlburgers
2015 Classic: The “Whiplash” Intensity
Why did J.K. Simmons win? Because he gave the most terrifying performance of a music teacher in history, making every person in the room afraid… Read More »2015 Classic: The “Whiplash” Intensity
2015 Classic: The GoPro Hero 4 Session
Why was there a tiny cube on the boss’s head? He was “capturing the action” of a 3-hour brainstorming session. Part of the 77 Office… Read More »2015 Classic: The GoPro Hero 4 Session
2015 Classic: The Pig
I’m “hogging” the Wi-Fi. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The 2014 Final Emmy Vibe
Why the end of an era? Because with Walter White’s departure, TV lost its most dangerous boss and gained a new army from streaming. Part… Read More »2014 Classic: The 2014 Final Emmy Vibe
2014 Vintage: The Chat Room
She’s the only person who can make a “Smile” emoji look like a subpoena. Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge”… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Chat Room
2013 Vintage: The 2013 Optimism
We’ve got Vine, we’ve got Frozen, and we’ve got GTA V. Surely the next year will be just as fun and 6-seconds long. Part of… Read More »2013 Vintage: The 2013 Optimism
2013 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)
Why Claire Danes? For her second win for Homeland and for proving that crying on camera is her legitimate superpower. Part of the 38 Emmy… Read More »2013 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actress (Drama)