2008 Legacy: The Diary
Her diary entry: “The son-in-law bought a new gadget. Another thing for me to explain how to use correctly.” Part of the 60 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Diary
2008 Classic: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did the Coens win this too? For proving that if you stick to the book, you don’t have to explain what happened to the… Read More »2008 Classic: The Best Adapted Screenplay
2007 Vintage: The Tiger
I’m “earning” my stripes as a power user. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The Leonardo DiCaprio Nomination
Why was he there for Blood Diamond? To show that he can do any accent in the world, as long as it involves him looking… Read More »2007 Classic: The Leonardo DiCaprio Nomination
2006 Vintage: The Justin Gatlin Suspension
Why did the world’s fastest man stop running? Because he tested positive for “too much speed,” joining the long list of 2006 athletes who were… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Justin Gatlin Suspension
2006 Archive: The Reflex
He hit my knee. I posted about it on my blog. Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition archive.… Read More »2006 Archive: The Reflex
2005 Legacy: The Forgetfulness
“Doctor, I’m worried about my memory.” “How long has this been going on?” “How long has what been going on?” Part of the 62 Doctor… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Forgetfulness
2005 Vintage: The Cleaning
She brought a UV light to the guest room. She said she’s looking for “traces of effort.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Cleaning
2004 Archive: The Launch of Digg
Why were we “digging” the news? Because before Reddit took over the world, we had a front page where we decided what was important by… Read More »2004 Archive: The Launch of Digg
2004 Legacy: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The sanctuary platform featuring thick, deep-pile red carpeting that preserves the exact footprints of the altar servers for several hours after the service ends. Part… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Carpeted Altar Trackway