1998 Classic: The Digital Camera
We bought one with 1 megapixel. Every photo looks like a collection of colored blocks, but we feel like professional photographers. Part of the 65… Read More »1998 Classic: The Digital Camera
1998 Legacy: The VCR Tracking Battle
The high school Sunday school teacher spent fifteen minutes using a plastic ballpoint pen to clean the heads of the heavy television cabinet VCR because… Read More »1998 Legacy: The VCR Tracking Battle
1998 Archive: The Nokia Ringtone Composer
I spent three hours “composing” a beeping version of Mission: Impossible on my phone keypad. I am Mozart now. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998… Read More »1998 Archive: The Nokia Ringtone Composer
1998 Legacy: The 1998 Legend
One, but they do it while wearing a visor backward and a pinstriped baseball jersey. Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro… Read More »1998 Legacy: The 1998 Legend
1998 Vintage: The Don Cheadle Performance
Why “The Rat Pack”? For proving that playing Sammy Davis Jr. is the fastest way to an Emmy nomination. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Don Cheadle Performance
1997 Archive: The “You’ve Got Mail” Sound
What’s the most exciting sound in 1997? A robotic voice telling you that someone actually wrote to you. Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1997 Archive: The “You’ve Got Mail” Sound
1997 Vintage: The Magnet
I’m attracted to iron. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Archive: The “Macarena” Reference
Why did Billy Crystal mention it? Because in 1997, you couldn’t go to a wedding, a bar mitzvah, or an awards show without someone doing… Read More »1997 Archive: The “Macarena” Reference
1997 Archive: The Medicine Cabinet
I have so many pills that when I walk, I sound like a maraca band. Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension… Read More »1997 Archive: The Medicine Cabinet
1996 Archive: Mel Gibson (Ransom)
Why was he screaming “Give me back my son!”? Because in 1996, Mel Gibson’s vocal cords were the most overworked muscles in Hollywood. Part of… Read More »1996 Archive: Mel Gibson (Ransom)