Why did Donald Trump announce his presidency on an escalator in June 2015? Because when you’re a billionaire, you don’t just “enter” a race—wy walk when you can descend from the heavens of Fifth Avenue to the sound of Neil Young?
Part of the 39 Politicians Jokes: The 2015 “Escalators & Emissions” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
That was intense... and funny!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
Problem? No, just laughs!