2012 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2012
Why were we so relieved? Because the world was still here, we had our invisible horses, and we were ready to see if 2013 would… Read More »2012 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2012
2012 Vintage: The Miguel “Kaleidoscope Dream”
Why “Adorn”? For the man who brought the “sexy” back to soul music with a rock and roll edge. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Miguel “Kaleidoscope Dream”
2011 Classic: The Gaddafi Fall
Why was “Leading from Behind” the 2011 term? Because it’s the diplomatic way of saying “We’re letting the French take the credit for the gas… Read More »2011 Classic: The Gaddafi Fall
2011 Vintage: The Peach
I’m “just” feeling fuzzy. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: The Hope Solo Save
Why was the USA in the final? Because Hope Solo was stopping shots that were legally classified as “unstoppable.” Part of the 51 Sports Jokes:… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Hope Solo Save
2010 Vintage: The Keyboard
I’m “typing” on glass—it’s a “shattering” feeling. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Legacy: The Elastic Waistband Creed
Wearing high-waisted, stretch-band polyester trousers that require absolutely no iron work, paired with white walking sneakers that squeak loudly on every linoleum floor. Part of… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Elastic Waistband Creed
2009 Vintage: The Glee Teaser
Why the whispers? Because the “musical theater” kids were about to take over television, and everyone was bracing for the inevitable autotune explosion. Part of… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Glee Teaser
2009 Archive: The “Beer Summit”
Why did Obama invite a professor and a cop to the White House? To prove that any racial tension in America can be solved with… Read More »2009 Archive: The “Beer Summit”
2009 Classic: The Best Animated Feature
Why did WALL-E win? Because a robot who doesn’t talk and cleans up trash is more charming than most human actors. Part of the 40… Read More »2009 Classic: The Best Animated Feature