Why the “Island Hopping” focus? To remind China that the Marines have a very long history of being “Uninvited Guests” on small islands. Part of… Read More »2019 Legacy: The “Transformation” of the Marine Corps
Why was the 2019 NCAA title so sweet? Because they went from being the first #1 seed to lose to a #16, to being the… Read More »2019 Archive: The Virginia Redemption
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends! Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Classic: The Ketchup
Why was Mom guarding the laundry room? Because 2018 was the year the internet tried to convince teenagers that detergent was a snack, and she… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Tide Pod Scare (Peak)
Why was New York on fire? Because the Giants benched Eli and ended his 210-game streak for Geno Smith, a move so unpopular it got… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Eli Manning Bencing
I’m “tapping” out—catch you in 2018! Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
One, but they do it while wearing a ‘Supreme’ x ‘Louis Vuitton’ hoodie and eating ‘Tide Pods’ (Don’t do this!). Part of the 61 Light… Read More »2017 Archive: The 2017 Trendsetter
Why was the email written iN tHiS vOiCe? bEcAuSe tHe iNtErN tHoUgHt iT wAs fUnNy. Part of the 78 Office Groaners: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners… Read More »2017 Vintage: The “Mocking Spongebob” Meme
Why did Mad Max sweep the technicals? Because they built a world out of scrap metal and hope, and it looked better than a $200… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Best Art Direction
I’m “hogging” the Wi-Fi. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
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