2019 Legacy: The AirPods “Rich” Meme
Why was the traveler acting like a billionaire? Because he had white sticks in his ears and felt like he owned the entire plane (until… Read More »2019 Legacy: The AirPods “Rich” Meme
2018 Classic: The Frog
I’m “leaping” into the next match. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Legacy: The “Mummy” Scream
Why was it a joke? Because Tom Cruise’s pre-CGI scream in the trailer was more entertaining than the actual movie. Part of the 33 Razzie… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Mummy” Scream
2017 Vintage: The Radio
She hates “Garage Rock.” She says, “If it was meant to be in a garage, why isn’t it cleaning it?” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Radio
2016 Vintage: The Cloud Storage Scare
The church secretary spent an entire afternoon screaming at the office computer because she couldn’t understand how the parish directory file “vanished into the cloud”… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Cloud Storage Scare
2016 Legacy: The Rogue One Hallway Scene
Darth Vader just reminded everyone why he’s the boss. I haven’t been that scared of a breathing sound since my dad found my report card.… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Rogue One Hallway Scene
2016 Legacy: The Zootopia DMV
Why was the sloth so slow? For a scene that perfectly captured the frustration of every human who has ever tried to get a driver’s… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Zootopia DMV
2016 Classic: The Best Original Score
Why did Ennio Morricone finally win a competitive Oscar? Because after The Hateful Eight, the Academy realized they couldn’t keep a 87-year-old legend waiting any… Read More »2016 Classic: The Best Original Score
2015 Classic: The Windows 10 “Edge” Browser
Why was the nerd skeptical? “It’s not IE, it’s Edge! It has a blue ‘e’ but it’s totally different, I promise!” Part of the 77… Read More »2015 Classic: The Windows 10 “Edge” Browser
2015 Classic: The Turtle
I’m “slowly” gaining followers. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified