2001 Legacy: Missy Elliott
Why was she “Get Ur Freak On”? Because in 2001, she was living in the year 3000 while the rest of us were still figuring… Read More »2001 Legacy: Missy Elliott
2001 Archive: The HMO Nurse 2
“We don’t cover ‘Existential Dread.’ That’s a pre-existing condition from the 20th century.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space… Read More »2001 Archive: The HMO Nurse 2
2001 Classic: The Ichiro Suzuki Debut
Why were the Seattle fans so amazed? Because Ichiro arrived from Japan and started hitting singles like he was playing Tetris with the infield. Part… Read More »2001 Classic: The Ichiro Suzuki Debut
2000 Vintage: The Invisible Man
Did you hear about the invisible man who turned down a job offer? He just couldn’t see himself doing it. Part of the 55 Original… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Invisible Man
2000 Archive: The Legend of Zelda
Majora’s Mask: Why was the moon so angry? Because Nintendo decided that 72 hours of impending doom was exactly what kids needed for their holiday break.… Read More »2000 Archive: The Legend of Zelda
1999 Legacy: The Notting Hill
“I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy…” My wife used this line to ask me to move the sofa. It worked. Part… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Notting Hill
1997 Legacy: The Floppy Disk Limit
Why did the science project take so long to print? Because a single 3D rendering of a molecule required three different 1.44MB floppy disks just… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Floppy Disk Limit
1997 Vintage: The “Tubthumping” Night
1997 is the only year where it was socially acceptable to sing about “pissing the night away” in a family restaurant. Part of the 59… Read More »1997 Vintage: The “Tubthumping” Night
1996 Classic: The Stethoscope
He put the stethoscope to my chest and said, “Wait, I’m picking up a radio station from Des Moines.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »1996 Classic: The Stethoscope
1995 Archive: The Batman Forever Neon
Why did Val Kilmer look so confused? Because he realized that playing Batman meant wearing a rubber suit with nipples while Jim Carrey chewed more… Read More »1995 Archive: The Batman Forever Neon