Why was the traveler acting like a billionaire? Because he had white sticks in his ears and felt like he owned the entire plane (until the battery died after 4 hours).
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
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