2015 Classic: The Turtle
I’m “slowly” gaining followers. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: The “Winning” Narrative
Why did it change to “Sustainable Pressure”? Because “Winning” implies an end, and in 2015, we realized this war is a “Forever” subscription. Part of… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Winning” Narrative
2014 Archive: The “Maleficent” Boss
Why did the team start calling the manager “Angelina”? Because she wore black and her “management style” involved a lot of sleeping and curses. Part… Read More »2014 Archive: The “Maleficent” Boss
2013 Legacy: The Behind the Candelabra Sweep
Why did the Liberace biopic win 11 awards? Because Michael Douglas and Matt Damon proved that nothing says “Prestige TV” like sequins, furs, and very… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Behind the Candelabra Sweep
2013 Classic: The David Bowie “The Next Day” Surprise
Why the return from silence? For the legend dropping a masterpiece on his birthday after everyone thought he had retired. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2013 Classic: The David Bowie “The Next Day” Surprise
2013 Archive: The Phil Mickelson British Open
Why was Muirfield so hard? Because Phil shot a final-round 66 to win his first Claret Jug, proving he could play on the links just… Read More »2013 Archive: The Phil Mickelson British Open
2013 Vintage: The Coffee Maker
Why was the coffee maker so proud? It was “brewing” something special. Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Coffee Maker
2012 Vintage: The Tesla Autopilot
Why did the lawyer hate self-driving cars? Because he couldn’t blame a “human error” that he’d already been paid to defend. Part of the 52… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Tesla Autopilot
2012 Vintage: The Carly
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hey, I just. / Hey, I just who? / Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Carly
2012 Archive: The Fun. (We Are Young) Fan
“Tonight… we are young! So let’s set the world on fire… or just change the bulb.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 –… Read More »2012 Archive: The Fun. (We Are Young) Fan