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2013 Archive: The Phil Mickelson British Open

Why was Muirfield so hard? Because Phil shot a final-round 66 to win his first Claret Jug, proving he could play on the links just as well as the fairways.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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