2012 Vintage: The Carly
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hey, I just. / Hey, I just who? / Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Carly
2012 Vintage: The Tesla Autopilot
Why did the lawyer hate self-driving cars? Because he couldn’t blame a “human error” that he’d already been paid to defend. Part of the 52… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Tesla Autopilot
2011 Legacy: The Honey
I’m “stuck” on level 50. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Classic: The Menu
I’m “selecting” the best angle. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Legacy: The Decision
Why did LeBron James need an hour-long TV special? To tell the world he was “taking his talents to South Beach,” effectively turning Cleveland into… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Decision
2010 Classic: The Chip
Why did the blonde put a potato chip in her computer? She heard it needed a “microchip.” Part of the 51 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Classic: The Chip
2010 Legacy: The Reality Producer
“Can we get the ladder to admit it has feelings for the light fixture?” Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 – The Inception… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Reality Producer
2010 Vintage: Kanye West – “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy”
Why was the party so artistic? Because Kanye released a masterpiece and reminded us that “Power” is the only song you need for a transformation.… Read More »2010 Vintage: Kanye West – “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy”
2009 Archive: The Burj Khalifa Completion
Why was the sky getting poked? Because Dubai finished the world’s tallest building, making every other skyscraper feel like it was just a starter home.… Read More »2009 Archive: The Burj Khalifa Completion
2009 Vintage: The Land of the Lost Sleestaks
Why Will Ferrell? For proving that even a $100 million budget can’t make 1970s sci-fi camp work if you’re fighting a T-Rex with a banjo.… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Land of the Lost Sleestaks