2023 Vintage: The Number
I’m “counting” my days before I’m replaced by a script. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Number
2023 Classic: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer bring a cold-storage wallet to the funeral? To “recover” the digital soul of the estate. Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2023 Classic: The Inheritance
2023 Classic: The Apple Vision Pro Reveal
Why were we all “spatial”? Because Apple told us that in 2024, we’d be watching fireworks through a $3,500 ski goggle instead of our own… Read More »2023 Classic: The Apple Vision Pro Reveal
2023 Vintage: The Google Bard
She asked Google Bard, “How to explain ‘Common Sense’ to a son-in-law.” Bard just started playing a sad violin track. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Google Bard
2022 Classic: The Biden Bike Fall
Why was the President’s bike fall in Delaware a national event? To prove that in 2022, the “Balance of Power” is nothing compared to the… Read More »2022 Classic: The Biden Bike Fall
2022 Vintage: The Kansas Jayhawks Comeback
Why was the NCAA Final historic? Because Kansas came back from 16 points down to win, proving that “Rock Chalk” is a very effective motivational… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Kansas Jayhawks Comeback
2022 Archive: The Email
Why did the blonde keep her computer in the freezer? She was waiting for “cool” mail. Part of the 53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2022… Read More »2022 Archive: The Email
2021 Classic: The Free Guy Glitch
Why Ryan Reynolds? For proving that he can play “Ryan Reynolds” even if he’s a background character in a video game. Part of the 37… Read More »2021 Classic: The Free Guy Glitch
2020 Archive: The Quibi Failure
“I’m watching a 5-minute show on my phone!” “And… it’s gone.” “Just like the $1.7 billion they spent on it. Poof.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2020 Archive: The Quibi Failure
2020 Archive: Cyberpunk 2077 Launch
Why was the game so “glitchy”? Because it was supposed to be the future, but it played like a haunted toaster on a PS4. Part… Read More »2020 Archive: Cyberpunk 2077 Launch