2020 Classic: The Pager
My doctor’s phone buzzed. He said, “I have to go, I’m being ‘Unmuted’ in a meeting.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global… Read More »2020 Classic: The Pager
2018 Legacy: The “Third Offset” Goes AI
Why did the Pentagon hire “Silicon Valley” in 2018? Because they realized that an AI can analyze 10,000 hours of drone footage without getting bored… Read More »2018 Legacy: The “Third Offset” Goes AI
2017 Classic: The Charlottesville Protest
Why was “Both Sides” the wrong answer? Because when one side is wearing Tiki torches and chanting slogans from the 1930s, “neutrality” is just another… Read More »2017 Classic: The Charlottesville Protest
2017 Archive: The Launch of “PUBG”
Why were we looking for a frying pan? Because 100 people on an island competing for a “Winner Winner Chicken Dinner” became the most intense… Read More »2017 Archive: The Launch of “PUBG”
2017 Classic: The Vacuum
She says the Roomba is “the only member of this family who follows a schedule.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner… Read More »2017 Classic: The Vacuum
2017 Vintage: The Diary
Her diary entry: “Day 5. The son-in-law tried to explain ‘Crypto.’ I told him his bank account is already ‘cryptic’ enough.” Part of the 59… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Diary
2016 Legacy: The “Russia, if you’re listening” Quote
Why was it a scandal? Because it was the first time a candidate asked a foreign power for “Tech Support” during a live press conference.… Read More »2016 Legacy: The “Russia, if you’re listening” Quote
2015 Classic: Julianne Moore’s Long-Awaited Win
Why did she win for Still Alice? To prove that if you are nominated five times and look that good in Chanel, the Academy will… Read More »2015 Classic: Julianne Moore’s Long-Awaited Win
2015 Legacy: The Apple Watch Owner
One, but their watch keeps telling them to “Stand Up” while they’re already on the ladder. Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 –… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Apple Watch Owner
2014 Legacy: The 2014 Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2014? Because the more “connected” people became, the easier they were to catch. Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Legacy: The 2014 Verdict