Why did she win for Still Alice? To prove that if you are nominated five times and look that good in Chanel, the Academy will eventually realize they’ve kept you waiting too long.
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🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
41 Oscars Jokes: The 1998 “Titanic, Celine & King of the World” Edition
In 1998, the 70th Academy Awards weren't just an awards show; the...read more »
2024 Classic: The Messi the Dog Appearance
Why was a Border Collie the VIP? Because even at the Oscars, a do...read more »
37 Oscars Jokes: The 2015 “Birdman, Tightie-Whities & Gaga’s High Notes” Edition
In 2015, the 87th Academy Awards proved that "art" is often just ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Oppenheimer" Detonation
Why did Christopher Nolan win 7 Oscars? Because the Academy decid...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Original Score
Why did Hans Zimmer win (again)? Because he’s the only man who ca...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Sound Editing
Why was The Zone of Interest so technical? Because silence is the...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Original Song
Why did Billie Eilish win for "What Was I Made For?" To prove tha...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2017 “Moonlight, La La Land & The Wrong Envelope” Edition
In 2017, the 89th Academy Awards taught us that even in a world o...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The Shepherd win? Because John Travolta and a ghost-plane...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Killers of the Flower Moon" Snub
Why did it lose all 10 nominations? Because the Academy decided t...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Best Sound Editing
Why was Civil War technical? Because the sound of a camera shutte...read more »
40 Oscars Jokes: The 2019 “Green Book, Shallow Stares & Queen’s Opening” Edition
In 2019, the 91st Academy Awards proved that you don't actually n...read more »
36 Oscars Jokes: The 2005 “Clint’s Knockout, Jamie’s Soul & Chris Rock’s Reality Check” Edition
In 2005, the 77th Academy Awards brought a gritty, emotional punc...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Governor's Ball
Why was the food so "Atomic"? Because after Oppenheimer, even the...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
I’m watching you... read this joke!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
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