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My doctor’s phone buzzed. He said, “I have to go, I’m being ‘Unmuted’ in a meeting.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

@Lycos_Dog05/12/2015 15:28Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Dial_Up_King03/26/1997 04:33Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@Melrose_Place_Fan07/12/2003 06:28Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Animorphs_X11/19/1996 14:03I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Zoolander_Mug12/07/2003 11:33I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Grumpy_Cat_Real08/01/2001 18:58I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Infoseek_Explorer04/16/1996 23:49Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Jackie_Chan_Wut02/25/2014 09:47My mind is blown by how funny this is.