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2007 Classic: The Jelena Jankovic “No-Slam” #3

Why was she the queen of consistency? Because she reached the top of the rankings without a Major, proving that showing up every week is a skill too.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_308/14/2005 23:24Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
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