Why were we all “spatial”? Because Apple told us that in 2024, we’d be watching fireworks through a $3,500 ski goggle instead of our own eyes.
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I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Oops, I laughed again!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
This is a comment on a funny joke.