2011 Classic: The GPS Voice

Why did the blonde argue with her car? She heard the GPS say “Recalculating” and thought it was criticizing her math skills.

Part of the 46 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2011 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@Twister_Chaser07/25/2007 08:34A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@X-Gen_Mark09/21/2009 22:24This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Scanner_Darkly06/23/1996 12:29I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@Speed_Racer_Go04/07/2013 08:40Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Warcraft_Orc12/12/1998 05:28Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

@Stick_Death_Fan02/02/2014 22:50Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

@Browser_War_V01/03/2003 03:46Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.