2009 Classic: The Angry Birds Start
“I’m addicted to throwing birds at pigs!” “Is it a metaphor for your career?” “No, it’s just the only way I can feel accomplishment in 2009 while… Read More »2009 Classic: The Angry Birds Start
2009 Legacy: The Pear
We’re a “fruitful” pair. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Cashmere
I’m “expensive.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Kindle 2
A guy reads a digital book and says, “It’s like paper but expensive!” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Kindle 2
2008 Classic: The 2008 Final Emmy Vibe
Why the breakthrough? Because it was the year “bad characters” (Don Draper, Walter White, Patty Hewes) officially became America’s new sweethearts. Part of the 41… Read More »2008 Classic: The 2008 Final Emmy Vibe
2008 Classic: The Cyclone Nargis in Burma
Why was the junta so cruel? Because they were more afraid of international aid workers than they were of the actual storm, proving that “isolationism”… Read More »2008 Classic: The Cyclone Nargis in Burma
2007 Classic: The Crysis
A guy says, “Can my PC run this?” The bartender says, “Sir, this is a Guinness.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone… Read More »2007 Classic: The Crysis
2006 Vintage: The Digital Camera Screen Squint
Holding a silver digital camera a full arm’s length away from your face to inspect a tiny LCD display, trying to figure out why the… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Digital Camera Screen Squint
2006 Archive: Best Comedy Album
Why Never Mind the Bushwhackers by Chris Rock? Because he was still the only one telling the truth in 2006. Part of the 39 Grammy… Read More »2006 Archive: Best Comedy Album
2005 Classic: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Classic: The Mustache