2005 Classic: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you to hurry up! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Classic: The Mustache
2004 Classic: The Saw Fan
“I want to play a game… find the spare bulb in this room of saws.” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The… Read More »2004 Classic: The Saw Fan
2004 Vintage: The VGA Camera Blessing
Watching a proud grandfather try to take a photo of his grandson’s confirmation using a brand-new flip phone, resulting in a pixelated, blurry image that… Read More »2004 Vintage: The VGA Camera Blessing
2003 Archive: Best Rap Solo Performance (Male)
Why Nelly for “Hot in Herre”? Because he gave everyone permission to take off all their clothes, which was very helpful for the stuffy Grammy… Read More »2003 Archive: Best Rap Solo Performance (Male)
2003 Vintage: The Pharmacy
“This drug is so new it doesn’t even have a name. We just call it ‘The 2003 Debt’.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Pharmacy
2002 Vintage: The Shrek DVD Extras
Spending three hours exploring the interactive menus and karaoke features on the new silver disc instead of reading your English literature assignment. Part of the… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Shrek DVD Extras
2002 Classic: The HMO Nurse 2
“We don’t cover ‘Sadness.’ That’s just the human condition. Move along.” Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition… Read More »2002 Classic: The HMO Nurse 2
2002 Classic: The Maria Sharapova Debut
Why was the noise so loud? Because a 15-year-old Russian started grunting on court and the tennis world didn’t know whether to watch or cover… Read More »2002 Classic: The Maria Sharapova Debut
2001 Archive: The Scared Road
Why did the road go to the police? It was “tired” of being run over. Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital… Read More »2001 Archive: The Scared Road
2000 Legacy: The Diagnosis
“You have a classic case of ‘Post-Apocalyptic Letdown’.” “What’s that?” “You bought 500 cans of tuna for Y2K and now you actually have to eat… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Diagnosis