2003 Vintage: The Pharmacy

“This drug is so new it doesn’t even have a name. We just call it ‘The 2003 Debt’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

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@ICQ_Master9901/14/2013 05:10Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Discman_Skipper01/25/2015 01:03Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Legally_Blonde_Elle06/06/2003 23:40What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Futurama_Bender01/29/1996 12:10Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Malware_Hunter12/08/1999 16:03Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Tina_Eat_Food07/23/2002 13:16Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Animated_Mail_G05/28/2006 07:13The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@Search_Scout_9902/01/2005 11:52Scouting the web for gems like this.

@Rage_Comic_Fan06/29/2015 17:10FFFFFUUUUU-nny!