2016 Legacy: The Prince Tribute
The jukebox plays “Purple Rain” on loop. The bartender says, “If anyone complains, they’re banned. It’s a day of mourning.” Part of the 55 Bar… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Prince Tribute
2016 Archive: The Banana
I’m “peeling” great after a win. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The Best Documentary Short
Why did The Lady in Number 6 win? Because a 110-year-old Holocaust survivor is the ultimate inspiration. Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Classic: The Best Documentary Short
2014 Classic: The “Trumpets” Jason Derulo
Every time she walks in the room, he hears trumpets. I just hear my ears ringing from the volume. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2014 Classic: The “Trumpets” Jason Derulo
2013 Legacy: The Mad Men Era Ending
Why did the manager stop wearing the hat? He realized that being a “Creative Genius” requires actual work. Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Mad Men Era Ending
2012 Vintage: The Link
I’m “sharing” my bunker location. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The Grocery Scanner Audit
Standing precisely half an inch away from the automated grocery checkout screen to ensure the computer program correctly applied a ten-cent coupon for fiber bran… Read More »2011 Archive: The Grocery Scanner Audit
2010 Archive: The Final 2010 Vibe
Why was everyone so “filtered”? Because as the decade started, we realized that life looked better through a “Sepia” lens, and we were never going… Read More »2010 Archive: The Final 2010 Vibe
2010 Legacy: The Jam
I’m “jamming” out to “Tik Tok.” Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Kindle 2
A guy reads a digital book and says, “It’s like paper but expensive!” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Kindle 2