Standing precisely half an inch away from the automated grocery checkout screen to ensure the computer program correctly applied a ten-cent coupon for fiber bran flakes.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Interrogation, Cloud Confusion & Tablet Battles” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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