2023 Vintage: The Spider-Man
Across the Spider-Verse: Why were there so many Spider-Men at the parade? Because the movie proved that anyone can wear the mask, leading to a… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Spider-Man
2022 Vintage: The “Dune” Technical Sweep
Why did it win 6 Oscars? Because the Academy decided that if you spend $165 million to make sand look that expensive, you deserve every… Read More »2022 Vintage: The “Dune” Technical Sweep
2020 Classic: The On the Rocks Martini
Bill Murray and Rashida Jones driving around New York. 2020 is the year of the “Sophisticated Indulgence.” Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020… Read More »2020 Classic: The On the Rocks Martini
2019 Vintage: The Mushroom
I’m a “fun-gi” at the watch party. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Archive: The Little Cloud
Why was the cloud so happy? It was “mist” in love. Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road” Edition archive.… Read More »2019 Archive: The Little Cloud
2018 Legacy: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this? Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Canoe
2018 Vintage: The Ariana Grande
“Thank U, Next.” She sings this every time I finish a story. Part of the 66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Ariana Grande
2017 Legacy: The “Despacito” Vevo Record
Why 5 billion? For the moment we realized that the internet was no longer just Western-centric—it was a global playground. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Despacito” Vevo Record
2017 Archive: The RompHim
Why was the cousin wearing a male romper? Because 2017 was the year fashion decided that adult men should dress like giant toddlers for the… Read More »2017 Archive: The RompHim
2016 Legacy: The Prince Tribute
The jukebox plays “Purple Rain” on loop. The bartender says, “If anyone complains, they’re banned. It’s a day of mourning.” Part of the 55 Bar… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Prince Tribute