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2005 Legacy: The 40-Year-Old Virgin Scream

 “KELLY CLARKSON!” is now the only acceptable thing to yell when you’re in physical pain.

Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital Explosion archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Files_Spooky11/08/2006 13:53I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Scream_Fan_9601/24/2013 21:57What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Cipher_Steak03/15/2012 16:26Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@AllYourBase_9902/09/1998 02:44All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@Prodigy_User_X06/02/2005 15:22Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Rocket_Jumper06/02/2000 16:19This humor took me to new heights!
@Anonymous_User03/06/2002 22:47We are many. We are laughing.

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