“KELLY CLARKSON!” is now the only acceptable thing to yell when you’re in physical pain.
Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital Explosion archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
This humor took me to new heights!
We are many. We are laughing.