2017 Archive: The RompHim

Why was the cousin wearing a male romper? Because 2017 was the year fashion decided that adult men should dress like giant toddlers for the summer.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why does the bird look like it was grown in a lab? Because it wa...read more »

Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »

Why was there a shark in the fountain? Because Ridley Scott adde...read more »

Why are the Christmas lights so dim? Because they’re powered by ...read more »

Why are the kids so skeptical? Because after seeing ten differen...read more »

In 2003, Christmas was a blend of high-seas adventure and digital...read more »

Why is the holiday so peaceful? Because the app was finally rest...read more »

My family is so excited for Christmas this year. We finally go...read more »

Why was there a riot at the stocking station? Because the "Switc...read more »

Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »

Why is everything so "blocky"? Because Jack Black and Jason Momo...read more »

Why was the dinner blessing written by a bot? Because in 2025, w...read more »

Why was the trip to Grandma’s so fast? Because you traveled in a...read more »

Why was the toddler so sophisticated? Because the internet found...read more »

@XFiles_Spooky_M10/15/2003 16:52Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Winamp_Playlist05/28/2009 17:23Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Diva_Plavalaguna09/05/2001 23:41The highest note of humor!

@Better_Off_Dead12/27/2008 09:22I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Bernie_Mittens02/20/2006 16:15I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

@Construction_Dig04/08/2009 09:26Still digging for more humor!

@Neopets_Trader06/09/2001 21:52Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!