2000 Legacy: The Diagnosis
“You have a classic case of ‘Post-Apocalyptic Letdown’.” “What’s that?” “You bought 500 cans of tuna for Y2K and now you actually have to eat… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Diagnosis
2000 Classic: The AOL Screen Name Crusade
The youth group leaders requiring all teenagers to write down their current AOL screen names on a sign-in sheet before entering the Friday night lock-in… Read More »2000 Classic: The AOL Screen Name Crusade
1999 Vintage: The George Foreman
1999 is the year my husband decided that every single food group—including bread—needs to have grill marks on it. Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »1999 Vintage: The George Foreman
1999 Vintage: The Sixth Sense Spoiler
I spent the whole movie confused, and then spent the next six months making sure everyone else’s movie was ruined too. Part of the 67… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Sixth Sense Spoiler
1998 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Speed
He’s so fast, he finished the surgery before the anesthesia kicked in. I felt everything, but he gave me a 10% ‘early bird’ discount. Part… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Speed
1997 Vintage: The Cloning
They cloned a sheep in 1997. My mother-in-law is terrified they’ll clone me; she says one version of “disappointment” is quite enough. Part of the… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Cloning
1997 Archive: The Reality TV Producer
“Can we make the bulb-changing more dramatic? More crying?” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Vintage: The Spice Girls “Spiceworld” Mania
Why was the Union Jack everywhere? Because the Spice Girls didn’t just release an album; they released a movie, a philosophy, and enough merchandise to… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Spice Girls “Spiceworld” Mania
1996 Classic: The Tip Jar
The tip jar says, “Tipping is like beer—it makes everyone feel better.” Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition… Read More »1996 Classic: The Tip Jar
1996 Classic: The Khobar Towers Aftermath
Why did “Force Protection” become the new military mantra? Because the Pentagon realized that “The End of History” didn’t mean people stopped blowing things up;… Read More »1996 Classic: The Khobar Towers Aftermath