1999 Legacy: TiVo Launch
Why did we stop watching commercials? Because for the first time, we could “pause” live TV, giving us the power to go get a snack… Read More »1999 Legacy: TiVo Launch
1998 Legacy: The Godzilla (1998) Hype
Why were we disappointed by the “Big Boom”? Because after all those “Size Does Matter” posters, the fireworks were actually better than the movie. Part… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Godzilla (1998) Hype
1997 Classic: The Giga Pet
She bought one for me so she wouldn’t be the only one “parenting.” I forgot to feed mine and it turned into a tombstone by… Read More »1997 Classic: The Giga Pet
1997 Vintage: Jennifer Lopez (Selena)
Why did J.Lo become a star? Because she proved that the best way to start a legendary career is to play a legend who was… Read More »1997 Vintage: Jennifer Lopez (Selena)
1997 Legacy: The Radiohead
I put on OK Computer. She said it sounds like a toaster having a breakdown. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi”… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Radiohead
1996 Classic: Romeo + Juliet
Why were teenagers crying under the tree? Because Leonardo DiCaprio in a Hawaiian shirt was the only “gift” they actually wanted. Part of the 40… Read More »1996 Classic: Romeo + Juliet
1996 Classic: The Secretary
“My new secretary is like a 14.4k modem. She’s pretty to look at, but it takes her an hour to download a memo.” Part of… Read More »1996 Classic: The Secretary
1995 Classic: The Flashlight Ear
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ear. Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro… Read More »1995 Classic: The Flashlight Ear
1995 Vintage: The Briefcase Weight
Why do lawyers carry briefcases? To keep their hands from dragging on the ground. Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Briefcase Weight
1995 Archive: The “Middle Class” Focus
Why was the 1995 President so “Average”? To make sure that voters in Ohio didn’t think he preferred Brie over Velveeta. Part of the 34… Read More »1995 Archive: The “Middle Class” Focus