2010 Vintage: The Inception “BRAAAM”
Why was everyone so confused? Because Christopher Nolan spent $160 million to explain that if you die in a dream within a dream, you just… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Inception “BRAAAM”
2010 Legacy: The Best Sound Editing
Why did the war movie sweep the audio? To prove that the Academy’s tech branch prefers “Realism” over “Rockets.” Part of the 39 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Best Sound Editing
2009 Vintage: FarmVille
Why did the holiday dinner get cold? Because everyone was busy “harvesting” virtual strawberries on Facebook so their digital cows wouldn’t get sad. Part of… Read More »2009 Vintage: FarmVille
2008 Archive: The Staycation
What’s a 2008 traveler’s favorite destination? The “Living Room Islands,” because the Financial Crisis turned his savings into Monopoly money. Part of the 46 Travel… Read More »2008 Archive: The Staycation
2008 Archive: Jumper
Why were the kids running through the house? Because Hayden Christensen taught them they could teleport, and they were desperately trying to “jump” away from… Read More »2008 Archive: Jumper
2007 Classic: The Speeding Ticket
Why did the lawyer argue that “Time is relative”? He was trying to prove that his 90mph was actually 55mph in a different “billable dimension.”… Read More »2007 Classic: The Speeding Ticket
2007 Archive: The Little Pig
What do you call a pig that’s a painter? “Pig-asso.” Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The Map
I’m “unfolding” the digital map. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: Pirates of the Caribbean
Dead Man’s Chest: Why did the kids want a jar of dirt? Because Jack Sparrow made a literal jar of soil the most coveted accessory of… Read More »2006 Classic: Pirates of the Caribbean
2006 Vintage: The Windows XP Bliss Illusion
Staring at the rolling green hills of the standard computer desktop background and asking Grandma if she remembers visiting that exact pasture during a summer… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Windows XP Bliss Illusion